Goodmorning, we are not at home at the moment, please leave a message
after the beep. If you are one of our children, press the right number of the child
and then one of the following 9 options:

1.    If we have to take care of the grandchildren, press 2
2.     If you want to borrow the car, press 3
3.    If you want the washing done, press 4
4.    If you want the children to sleep over press 5
5.    If you want us to fetch the children at school, press 6
6.    If you want us to prepare a meal, or deliver it at home, press 7
7.    If you want to have a meal with us, press 8
8.    If you need money, press 9
9.    If you want to invite us for a meal, or for the theater, please speak now,
we are listening…

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